When is a Post not a Post?

WHEN ITS THIS ONE! Seriously... okay, not seriously. I haven't posted anything in a while, but in my defense I was first away from home for several months, working out of state, then getting married, then honeymooning in Aruba to recover from the wedding, then at home recovering from Aruba. So this is to let people know, assuming that anybody wants to know, that the Wolfman will soon emerge again from his den and begin flooding the 'net with his confused, amused, and nominally useful ramblings. Yes, of course I realize I just referred to myself by my own nickname, and in the third person. I thought it was humorous. Stay tuned and soon ye shall receive!